getting worse

bailey has hit bottom - we now have henna tats - and hers is on her back, so had to walk home with bikini only...we'd b homeless nudists in a few days. thankfully our flight home is in the am!

bailey gave up

b gave up washing, matching and caring today. shopped all morning, b discovered the danger in walking sweaty all day with skirt on, bought shorts.

private snorkel adventure, dolphin watch with chick for boat captain - sweet! so many dolphins, we were laughing watching them 'play' - then discovered it was some gang rape type activity - not cute anymore. motored over to small boat wreckage, tried snorkeling...what a struggle, b finally got in water when i took underwater pic of her butt - threatened to put on myspace if she didn't at least get in. i tried snorkeling right around boat with captain - but then i saw it - looked like nurse shark swimming just below me in opposite direction...could not get to boat fast enough. then it just wasn't much fun after that - even after captain chick told me it was tarpon - couldn't forget it...love shark week.

oh - B was jumping around on duval street with her swim suit on - got honk - for the boobs bouncing? not sure about that - but we are extremely excited ?!so sleepy

day 2

I think we walked 10 miles yesterday - my eyes didn't open until 7am, and i didn't get up until 8 - normally eyes open at 430! On the way shopping - souveniers and hats for our snorkel adventure this afternoon! finally b is up and getting ready!

freaks come out at night

wow - saturday night key west - lots of bars, drinking, street artisans. we saw a dog eat bubbles - what? - emmett has been doing that for years~

we saw hairless cat, b could have made her pic holding it for $10 - whatever, we can photoshop in rabid cat later.

had caricature made of us - can really see i went mad wrong with this haircut - thankfully grows fast! love caricatures - b should - he gave her boobs in the drawing!

thor

We just met Thor - i had way bigger expections - didn't think he'd be fat and 70!

yeah - happy hour with our new mexican family at the big house - i mean hotel...will try to watch b to make sure she doesn't sneak a drink. i wonder if there will be tequila?

b forgot deodorant - really - how can you neglect the pits? poor pits...

here kitty kitty - dang cat got in the room - had to lure it out w/ blue pompom...just so happened to have one with me. hope bailey doesn't have the cat scratch fever.

alert! airport security is so lax! i managed to get by with 'undeclared' perfume and hair products - eek - could have been strip searched...will try again tuesday.

WE MADE IT! I thought everyone inn key west would be happy - and they are - except our grumpy cabbie!

We just sat down for lunch, and saw a nice young man on scooter, wearing nothing but a speedo and full face wrestling mask! WTH?

Hotel is like living with a family of 20 - with a small pool - we cannot all fit at the same time, so it seems like we must take shifts.

It is hot as hell here - but we managed to cool off with a cold beverage - well at least did!

Momma - there is bird of paradise everywhere!

Bailey and I are going snorkeling tomorrow 4:30, cant wait.

Tonight check us out, we might be dancing on the bar at Sloppy JOes - 6:30:

www.sloppyjoes.com/sloppycam/streetcam.htm

We are also making the 9pm ghost tour. Apparently key west is the second most haunted city in the states! scary...hope bailey will hold my hand.

Practice Packing

Today is pick out outfits and practice packing for Key West! Cannot wait. Three shorts outfits, three dresses - one nice for fine dining - of course. Emmett and Stella will miss us tooooo much - poor poodles, maybe we'll bring them a gift.

Tomorrow is last minute errands - like haircut for me - socks for Bailey...what are we forgetting? Bailey hasn't flown before - should be a blast - told her to wear something she can run in, in case we are tight on connections!

No shuttles in key west - have to splurge for that $16 cab ride from airport...maybe we should walk - or hitchhike!

ciao